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July 2026

Mitch McConnell's New Health Update Doesn't Add Up
Mitch McConnell’s office wants Monday’s update to close the book: a new photo, a statement from the senator, a note from his doctors.
 • Keith Edwards
Next Stop, Trump Station: Feds Move to Strip Penn Off Penn Station
Transportation Secretary's Sean Duffy's letter to three Senate committees asks Congress to rename the busiest rail hub in the Western Hemisphere
 • Keith Edwards
McConnell's Office Told Me to Delete This. I Said No.
Yesterday, McConnell’s office reached out through an intermediary, of course, and asked me to delete this post naming the senior staff who run his DC…
 • Keith Edwards
Trump Donor's Positive Diarrhea Lettuce Test Vanishes After White House Sit-Down
The FDA's only positive test in America's worst parasite outbreak in years survived exactly one day — and what happened at the White House 72 hours…
 • Keith Edwards
Kentucky Gov. Drops Bombshell: Agencies Called to Say Mitch McConnell Is Dead
Kentucky's governor says two agencies called to say his state's senior senator was gone, and now he's telling Republicans he may claim the power to fill…
 • Keith Edwards
Elon Faces Felony Rap Over $1M Wisconsin Check Stunt
Elon Musk has 40 days to find out if he's a felony defendant.
 • Keith Edwards
Trump's Pool 'Vandals' Left Tracks — Tire Tracks
The $15 million pool came down for the second time in three months — and the internet zeroed in on two straight lines of ruined paint that look a lot…
 • Keith Edwards

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